I am Jkim (well… it’s not like my legal name, not that Justin is my legal name).

I’m a student double-majoring in Kazoo Performance and World Domination Theory. I will receive a Bachelor of Wikipedia in 2012.

I hail from the great planet of Jupiter. The weather sucked there, so I came to Chicago. Big mistake.

I have a love-hate relationship going on with SpongeBob. Love the looks, but the show disgusts me for no specific reason.

I am NOT a robot, despite the common belief. Do you know a robot that sucks at sports? Well, I don’t,

I am not funny at all.

more to come…